Thursday, July 2, 2015

Hammy time!

Hello everyone! This is HAMMY!

I know a lot of you miss seeing me and my regular 'Sunday Ham' posts... so here is a little mid-week Ham for you!

Drop some ham here, Mummy!

It's getting VERY cold here now. I like to keep warm by cuddling.

I also wanted to mention that our pals at Nip & Bones are having a BIG blow-out sale! Some select items are up to 60% off! If you're doing your holiday shopping early, you totally need to check this sale out! They stock Silvervine... kitties, if you haven't tried Silvervine, you must make your humans buy you some immediately!

Friday, June 26, 2015

My anti-diet protest

My friends. I feel like I am melting away. This diet is just SO UNFAIR.

I am not one to take these things sitting down (lying in a sunbeam... maybe. But not sitting down) There is one shelf in the Rumblehouse that I am not supposed to be going up on. Today I took a page out of Greenpeace's book and launched a physical protest!

"Don't be a meanie/Give me some GREENIES"


Just put the tuna in the bowl, and none of these
nick-naks get hurt

Wait... are you actually GOING to put the tuna
in the bowl?

Hush, Hammy. I'm having a protest moment! 
So APPARENTLY this 'is not the most effective way to get what I want'.

*gRumble*

Wednesday, June 17, 2015

Famine!!

My friends. A horrible, horrible thing has happened in the Rumblehouse.

APPARENTLY, some Vet has said that I am too 'portly'. ME? NooooooOooo... I demand to see the Vet credentials!

So for the last week I've been put on a d-i-e-t. It's horrifying! As you can see from these photos I am weak from hunger.

Pleeeeaaase can I have some more noms?

It's just this blanket making me LOOK plump

Really I'm PERFECT size!

I know you can't resist the BOO BOO EYES!

Or the SUPER BOO BOO EYES!!

If any of you want to invite a poor, starving mancat to dinner... I would be there with bells on!

Friday, May 22, 2015

Hiding from the Ham

That Hammy! Lately he is trying to do EVERYTHING that I do. He's been lying on my spot on the tower. He's been trying to attack the toys the same way I do. He's such a copy-ham!

One thing he's not ever going to be better at is being a secret-hidden-cat! I have that nailed.

This is my very favourite spot!

I can spy on that Ham and make sure he's not copying me!

So far, it is very quiet. That's never a good sign...

I might need to go ultra-covert if I'm going to catch him!


We wanted to say a big thank you to everyone on Facebook for leaving us lovely posts :) We are so lucky to have such wonderful friends :)  I know we're not so great at blogging regularly, but now that it's heading into winter we'll make Rumblemum post more often (or she won't get cuddles! She needs LOTS of extra cuddles in winter to stay warm!)

Friday, May 8, 2015

Work all night/sleep all day

I have a new job - it's an exciting and dynamic night job!

It is my job to bring at least TWO toys from the living room into the bedroom, and notify the Rumbleparents that I have done so by singing a mighty and majestic song.

"Meroww merow merowwwwwww"
(this gift I bring to you)
"Mew maow MOWWWW"
(a sacred gift from pussycat)
"Meoww Meeeww MEW"
(shower me with praise and LOVE)
"Maow merow meroooo"
(and be grateful it is not a rat!)

After my song, Rumbledad must get up and give me scritchies and praise for being ever so clever.

Typically I shower them with my gifts at about 2am. It's lucky that I have the day to recover so that I may again sing my mighty tune.

If I don't get enough sleep, I'll be out of tune
for my next performance! 


Sunday, April 19, 2015

Sunday Hammy

Hello everyone!! This is HAMMY! I thought you might want to see my 'please can I have some ham' eyes!

Maybe just a small package of ham?
Now that the weather is getting cooler, I've been snuggling under the covers again. Sometimes Rumbles 'doesn't know I'm there' and he stomps on me... but that's OK. I still love him.

Tuesday, April 14, 2015

Doctor Rumblepurr - available for house-calls!

Rumblemum has managed to come down with a cold, she's feeling very miserable and sorry for herself.

I decided to put myself in a convenient place so that she would feel better. Now every time she needs a tissue, she'll have ME close at hand! I'm also keeping the tissues warm, so really I deserve twice as many treats for being such a good boy.

You know they say "starve a fever, feed a cold TUNA", right Rumblemum?
And speaking of tuna being a cure for a cold, maybe I need to be vaccinated
with some tunas... just in case...


I don't even know why you buy tissues with cute animals. You have ME.

Nurse Hammy CLAIMS that he is also being helpful, but really all he wants is cuddles. They're not the medicinal cuddles like I give.

Wednesday, April 8, 2015

I know what you're going to say...

I'm going to post this photo, then I'm going to hear a lot of 'Oh that Ham! He is SOOOO cute!' and 'Oh look at those TOE-HAWKS!'

Let me tell you, life with the Ham is NOT all cute and toe-hawk filled! Why just the other day he swooped in and nomed MY chick-hen! Can you believe that?

Yeah that's right, you lie flat. Flat and full of MY chick-hen!

A long while back I promised to post a photo of Rumbledad's Lego R2D2 - a Rumblepurr always keeps his word!

Beep boop bop beep (translation: bring me tuna)

Tuesday, March 17, 2015

The Ham and I

Sometimes me and the Ham like to hang out together.

La la la. Just minding my business. Washin' my paw
Hmmm, it appears that Hammy doesn't mind me standing
majestically over him
What's that you say? I should give him a POKE? Well... ok...
I mean, you guys do come and leave lovely comments. It's the
least I can do...
*poke*
*POKE*
"Why NO Hammy. I have NO idea who
just poked you. See how innocent I look?"
My innocent eyes have gotten me out of many the misadventure! heh heh heh...

Tuesday, March 3, 2015

I'm BACK and I'm CUTE!

Hello my friends! We've been away for a lonnnnng time... Rumblegrandma was over visiting us, and we were soooo busy being spoiled that we hardly had any time to be online!

We're sad she's gone, me and Hammy were very pampered while she was here. I think the Rumbleparents will have to up their game!

Even though it is summer and VERY warm here, I still love to be tucked in under my favourite blankie. I make Rumblemum keep the fan on me so I don't get too warm.

I'm dreaming of BOOOOTIFUL ladycats!

I bet BOOTIFUL ladycats dream of me?

Tuesday, January 13, 2015

The power of the Rumble

I know for a lot of you January means freezing cold, snow and sniffles. For me, it means SUMMER! Sun and lazing around in sunpuddles and hoping that the Rumbleparents remember to turn the fan on so it wuffles my floofs...

On this lazy summer day, all a mancat really wants is his nip cigar.

I reallllllly want some nip, but it is soooooo far away
Maybe if I lean in a little bit...
If you look, you can see the tip of Hammy's tail.
And he is NOT HELPING me
C'mon Ham. Just give it a nudge my way!!
Darn. It's still sooooo far. Why can't it be close. I WISH YOU WERE CLOSE!
OMC!! The sheer power of my MIND moved this nip near!

I will now attempt to get some tunas, and some turkeys using the power of my mind. If it worked once, I know I can do it again! Ommmmmmm...

(Our friends at Furry Bottoms wanted to see the R2D2 that Rumbledad built - we'll post that in our next post!)

Saturday, December 27, 2014

My new bed

Rumbledad got a Lego R2D2 for Christmas... I think that if Hammy was a robot, he'd be an R2D2. They just seem pretty similar. That doesn't mean I'd be C3P0 tho. I'm much too good looking.

The upside of him getting this? I get a new bed!!

It fits me perfectly! Thank you Santa!

Yeah that's right. You're not gonna throw this box away

I love a bed that accentuates my floofs!

I wonder if they make Lego Ewoks? I think I'd like an Ewok

And my new bed is multi-purpose! I also use it as a ramp - I run up it and launch myself onto any toys that are lying near by. It's awesome when a gift does so much.

Thursday, December 25, 2014

Blurf

Blurf is the noise we make when we're SO FULL of yummy stuff we don't want to move! Me and the Ham both had lots and lots of turkey and ham... we're so tuckered out we both went to sleep on the cat tower at the same time! A Catmas miracle!

Blurf
Double blurf
I woke up when I heard that it was time for me to open my gifts! I say MY gifts, because that Ham didn't even open his eyes to look at them!

Our friend Miss Candy sent us this lovely nip-filled fishie! As you can see, I liked it (in a polite and demure way, as is my fashion)

NIPPPPPPPP!!!!

I love you little fishie!

Nothing will ever come between us

And I won't let that Ham drool on you

And a lovely card too!
 And our friends at The Poupounette sent us these beautiful gifts!

Oooo shiny! 
I'm going to be mauling you latter, little bug toy!
Merry Catmas to you all, and we're sending lots of cuddles and purrs to all our pals. 

Monday, December 22, 2014

Hey SANTA!

Look at how totally helpful we are!

What cha doin', Rumbledad?
I'm not so sure you're doing this right. Maybe you should put this
guy into a box first? Boxes are pretty awesome...
And this end of the wrapping looks like it's a bit too much. You should use
less paper
*sigh* That Ham has no follow through