We both love our humans, but really they don't understand how to do things properly.
For example: making the bed. How can you possibly make the bed without arranging the pillows from underneath?
When I'm hard at work, does mummy appreciate that I'm fluffing up the place she rests her weary head...?
NO. All I hear is "Not helping" *harumph*
And the laundry... a good MANCAT knows that you have to have that April-fresh scent - so we try to make the clothes smell like our April-fresh paws!
Do we get a "Well done!" and some tuna? NO!
What about all the time we spend writing? Praise...? Catnip...?
NO, we get a terse "Get off the keyboard!!!"
We are MANCATS. We know how to run the house dagnabbit!!!