Tuesday, January 12, 2010

The final chapter...?

Baby Patches and Doctor Mew ran as fast as they could through the empty streets, fighting past the swirling floof.

As they ran, they began to notice something strange. The walls on both side of the street were covered with 'Missing' posters... for their blogosphere friends!!!










The farther they ran, the more posters they found. The walls were plastered with poster after poster. Baby Patches, normally so brave and strong, felt tears welling up in her lovely eyes.

"Do you think this could be related to the sudden floofing Doctor?!" the Baby gave an anguished cry.

"I do Baby. I pray we are not too late." He tried to reassure her, as they stopped to look at some more of the posters.







At the end of the road was a warehouse, sitting like the eye of the storm. No floof around it, it stood out from everything else like a beacon.

"In here, Baby!" The Doctor rushed in to the most horrible sight of all...

Master Misha was there, standing tall, majestic and powerful. Behind him was a machine. A horrible machine.

A floof removal machine.

It was clear what Master Misha intended to do next. Before him were two of the most floofy cats in the blogosphere, rendered helpless at his feet.





Master Misha had cat-napped all the cats of the world, and was using their floof for his evil plot!!

And now for the contest!!!

There are two prizes.

The grand prize will go to the person that chooses the best/most creative way to save the blogosphere cats from the evil de-floofing machine! You can either publish your answer here, or on your own blog (and post a link to it in the comments to this thread) You don't need to have a blog to enter, and you don't need to be a kitty to enter (woofies and ducks are welcome!), you just need to be creative :)

Second prize will be drawn randomly from everyone that comments on this blog post. So you only need to leave a comment to win.

(Grand prize will be much better than second prize, so please get creative!)

Competition will close on 26th January 2010.

55 comments:

The Kool~Kittie~Krew said...

What a saga!!! We think that all the kitties, in unison, cough up hairballs and through them into the machine, in hopes that they will get stuck in all the gears and break it down! What an evil plot the Master Misha has! He should be grateful he has a little bit of floof! Maybe a sweater will do him some good! "Ok, guys...on the count of three. 1, 2, 3... YAK"

Simba said...

Oh what fun!

How about if they elicit the help of some hairless cats, against whom Dr Mew has absolutely no power. The hairless cats would jump him all at once, and tackle him to the ground, giving the floofy cats time to disable the floof removal machine, spin some yarn with all the floof he had collected in it, and tie Dr Mew up.

marley said...

I dussnt know the answer but can I drive the floofing machine pleez! THWOCK

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Woo khan save the khytties by sending 'em to me!

I'll save 'em...BURP!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Of khourse, I have to extrikhate myself from the snowdrift but that is easy fur my breed is KNOWN to be eskhape artistes!

Simba said...

Sorry, correction - it would be Master Misha the hairless cats would tackle.

The Monkeys said...

Oh no! Mad Misha has de-floofed us!! We hope someone can save Praline and GJ before it's too late (and us)!

We love The Kook Kitty Krew's hairball solution, so we'll have to try and come up with something even more imaginitive!

Mariodacat said...

Send out an SOS for Supercat to fly in, do a surprize attack on Master Misha, put him in the floof machine to clog it up, tie him in der so he no escape, den free all the other cats. Supercat could do it - I know he could! Den he could gather up the floof and put it back on does dat lost it. Supervar saves the day!

Mariodacat said...

LOL - we is laughing so hard our sides hurt. Dis was a funny story.

Sammy and Andy said...

MOL....we love it!!!!!!!!!!! xxxxxxxxx

One Cats Nip said...

Awesome! I'm going to make my own ending! I hope it does the story justice! I'll be posting it the night of the 25th!

Brind'Amour said...

You guys are pretty funny I must say!!!!

Wiggles,
Brind'Amour

Lisa, Jack and Baby said...

We are trying to think of the best ending we can, but it escapes us right now. We are enjoying reading the story!

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Yuu-Chan said...

An army, an ARMY, a SPHYNX ARMY is what is needed! The completely recovered Spot and Fiona, along with world-famous Nofuratu and other sphynxes, all of whom had been ignored by the evil Master M, mount an assault on the facility and save their floofed friends!

Daisy said...

I love the Sphynx army idea!

Harley's idea was to show up with a bottle of Elmer's glue and try to re-fur everyone. As you said, he may be a little confused...

Cathy Keisha said...

Here's my ending.

Dr. Mew and BabyPatches run into a breathless CathyKeisha and her posse. They have all their DJ equipment and are late for a gig. When CK hears the dilemma, she has a solution. She starts playing Neantherthal Man by Hotlegs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfw4326jx6E over and over until Master Misha is totally in a trance--or maybe he's going mad hearing over and over "I'm a neantherthal man / you're a neantherthal girl / let's make neantherthal love / in this neantherthal world." While he's flipping out, Dr. Mew and BabyPatches wearing earplugs zap them with the super DA Bird and smash the de-floofer machinery. Bwaaa-ha-ha!

Sweet Praline said...

So that's where all of my floof has been going lately. I saw a brush in my house last night with a lot of floof on it. Maybe my mom is in cahoots with Misha to make some green papers! Oh, I hope someone saves GJ and me soon!

Eline Oftedal said...

Hmmm - so you are asking us to come up with the end - that's interesting! I will need to think about it. Even sleep on it, and maybe nap on it too..

I'll be back!

Sweet Praline said...

I'll have a post about this on my blog tomorrow.

Eric and Flynn said...

This is a great story. We will have to think about an ending for it.

the casbah kitten said...

Oh what a great story! Hmmmmm....as for an ending, how about Doc Mew whipping out the giant, fluffy, biggest dust bunny in the universe that's been living under our couch and shoving it in the machine, causing it to overheat and kersplode. While this is going on, Baby is doing some sexy kung-fu action on Master Misha and they tie him up and let DOGS lick him into submission. Oh, and Harley uses the floof to knit all the de-floofed kitties some sweaters to wear until their floof grows back. the end.

The Island Cats said...

Wow! What a story!! We hope all of our floofy furiends will be rescued!!

Noll's Nip said...

Loved the story and can't wait for the cleverest of endings!

Cory said...

Oh I can't look...seeing my furriends Sweet Praline and GJ laying there, helpless while their floof is stolen is just more than I can bear!

The Sphynx Army idea is growing on me...and I can't think of anything better right now...I'm too traumatized at the thought of losing my floof.

BeadedTail said...

We don't know how to stop the de-floofer but we hope someone else does before it's too late!

Mack and Sally Ann said...

What if, the doctor, or man who thought he was the doctor, from the victorican era, will burst in, not hurting the kitties, with his ballon. The doctor will tell his arch nimis "I deal with you just like I dealt with the tin men." He will reply, "oh no, I am far better than those silly tin men." The doctor with the help of man who thought he was the doctor, will shot water out of his sonic scrwdriver. He will only hit the enemy, and the Praline and Gasper will escape. The enemy will get so upset that he will run at the doctor, and the doctor will use his sonic screwdriver to send him to dimension full of dogs where there aren't any trees. The last scene will be the enemy running away from the dogs.
Sally Ann

Munchkin said...

Oh, my what clefurr endings! What a clefurr story concept. I no finks we iz dat clefurr!



Psst...Inigo..

here are some more pickchurs--on mom's FaceBook page: http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#/album.php?aid=2026376&id=1396260231&ref=mf

Huffle Mawson said...

The evil Dr Misha falls into his own floofing machine except it works in reverse and he comes out looking like a sheep! And all the lady cats stop thinking he is a handsome devil.

Kas said...

Then Dr Kat comes in his police box and whisks all the cats inside the tardis. Doctor Kat uses his sonic screwdriver to disable the defluffing machine for good never to be used again. All the cats love the tardis so much they elect to keep it as a play area and Doctor Kat becomes one of the household.

Noir the Texas Tabby said...

Oh wow--a time to put on our great literary caps!! I LOVE this! So Sherlock Holmes!!

Goldie, Shade and Banshee said...

Very cool! What a saga! The PM has been watching Dr. Who DVDs here so this is right up our alley!!

HotMBC aka The Hotties said...

I can't fink of an answer, but I sure hopes dat sumbuddy does haf one to save tha floof!
Purrrrrrrrrrrrs,
Sanjee

One Cats Nip said...

Mom is still working on her entry of course but just wanted to let you know thers something for you over at my blog! ^_^

perrythebirman said...

birman bond noes how 2 handle dat russian blue spy...jus say teh wurd an iz on it!

Marg said...

This is a lot of fun. We just have to rescue those kitties. We have a fairly good answer. We have two miniature donkeys here that are our brothers and they would be glad to come and just plain kick that machine into little pieces. Our names are Joe and Mr.Gun Smoke and we would be glad to help so we can save those kitties.
Great story. We can't wait to see what happens. Let us know if you need Joe and Smoke's help.

Glogirly and Katie said...

I have two words for you.
STEALTH KITTY.
...to the rescue!!!
visit my blog to see more...
http://glogirly.blogspot.com/

mew!
Katie
(Glogirly's cat)

Ginger Jasper said...

Oh my cat, I think we need the help of Cat Woman who in turn will enlist the help of Batman and his Robin. We need their help to swoop down and free us, escaping in the batmobile.. Lets hpe they come quick before we are all stripped of our fluff.. Hugs GJ x

Cats in trees said...

PAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYY! Oh noooo. I will have to start being creative really fast. Have to save the world, save the floof, save the cats and save Paddy.

Dushi

Fin said...

There are already so many great ideas. I sure hope we can defeat Master Misha!

Fin said...

Okay what if Cosmo tells Misha's Mom, and then in the last frame we discover it's really Cosmo who's the Mastermind.

Catline Crew said...

That was a great story, but who will save the kitties?

CCL Wendy said...

All I have to say, thank goodness Dante hasn't been captured! We really lucked out there.

CCL Wendy said...

I would actually just enlist the help of Domino to whap Misha back into submission. She takes no guff -- you better believe it!

The Kitty Krew said...

Oh my...what drama! We'll have to think of an idea if we can but we're on the edge of our seats to read what everyone else comes up with at least....this is great!

Purrs and hugs,
The Kitty Krew

Furkidsmom said...

Yikes! This is a real thriller! We're going to go hide our floof under Tamir so nobuddy can steal it.

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Jan's Funny Farm said...

We can't wait to read whatever the ending is. :-)

We gave you an award today.

Baby Patches said...

Oh noes! Doctor Mew we must saves all our furriends! We can't lets Master Misha takes Sweet Praline's and Ginger Jaspers' Floof!

Cheyenne -Millie said...

We have been missing so much by being aways from the computer!

Cory said...

What if Misha has been stealing floof, but it turns out that it was all for a good cause. All the freezing cold weather, surely there are kitties in shelters that need the warmth. Maybe Misha is just secretly collecting all the floof to send to Peggy to make into hairy blankets that will be sent to homeless kitties. Misha is really a hero in disguise!

Meadow said...

Master Misha and a floof removal machine....MOL....funny stuff heh.

Batu said...

Da Da Da - will they be found? What is the next installment? The suspense is too much.....

Forever Foster said...

Dr. Mew really should have his license to groom revoked. He really is getting out of hand.

We have enjoyed your story very much!:)

loki said...

I love the story!

I tried to copy and paste the ending but...to many characters.

To view the ending go to:

http://lokithecat.wordpress.com/the-final-chapter/

Loki

Deborah said...

Cute contest! I can't wait to see who wins!

flicka47 said...

Here's my offering for an ending to the story!

http://thelittledogspeaks.blogspot.com/2010/01/it-was-dark-and-stormy-night.html

Enjoy!...snicker...

One Cats Nip said...

Hey Rumbpurr and Flufflebum and beans!
Finished up my ending today and thought I would leave all the linkies here.

http://onecatsnip.blogspot.com/2010/01/doctor-mew-final-chapter-part-1.html

http://onecatsnip.blogspot.com/2010/01/doctor-mew-final-chapter-part-2.html

http://onecatsnip.blogspot.com/2010/01/doctor-mew-final-chapter-part-3.html

http://onecatsnip.blogspot.com/2010/01/doctor-mew-final-chapter-part-4.html

http://onecatsnip.blogspot.com/2010/01/doctor-mew-final-chapter-part-5.html

http://onecatsnip.blogspot.com/2010/01/doctor-mew-final-chapter-part-6.html

http://onecatsnip.blogspot.com/2010/01/doctor-mew-final-chapter.html

Hope you enjoy reading them I know I did writing them!