Wednesday, June 17, 2015

Famine!!

My friends. A horrible, horrible thing has happened in the Rumblehouse.

APPARENTLY, some Vet has said that I am too 'portly'. ME? NooooooOooo... I demand to see the Vet credentials!

So for the last week I've been put on a d-i-e-t. It's horrifying! As you can see from these photos I am weak from hunger.

Pleeeeaaase can I have some more noms?

It's just this blanket making me LOOK plump

Really I'm PERFECT size!

I know you can't resist the BOO BOO EYES!

Or the SUPER BOO BOO EYES!!

If any of you want to invite a poor, starving mancat to dinner... I would be there with bells on!

26 comments:

Dash Kitten said...

We are SHOCKED Rumblemum thinks you need to lose weight. You are a superb specimen of cathood!!

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Oh NO! What an OUTRAGE! You poor thing--why I can see you wasting away before my very eyes. I will call your Rumblemum and tell her to bring toonas and cream IMMEDIATELY. Before you FAINT.

marley said...

Mebbe sum trainin elp shed da wate my pal....*THWOCK THWOCK*....boxin good for da afleet....

Summer said...

Can you believe Binga gets EXTRA when she asks for it? Something about her being older and not metabolizing food well enough, so she can eat more. I'm a little bit jealous of her, since I'm strictly portion controlled.

The Whiskeratti said...

Oh no, how terrible! You need a buffet STAT.

Sometimes, Cats Herd You said...

Those eyes really are irresistible. There should be buffets laid out at that look!

Cherry City Kitties said...

How's bout some fresh Lake Michigan Whitefish??? Broiled and seasoned with a bit of our fresh garden nip? We'd love to have you (and Hammy too!)

Elyse K said...

Awww, Rumbles! I would be happy to set out a buffet (including toona and ham) for you and Hammy! You are pawsomely handsome!

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette said...

Of course you are perfect, Rumbles! How can anyone be so cruel? Would you like to teleport over and live with us for a while?

Purrs,
The Chans (Sei-Chan in particular...)

meowmeowmans said...

OMC, that's just terrible, Rumbles! It's floof! FLOOF, I tell ya!

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Rumbles we know it is all floof and we hope the humans come to their senses!

Eastside Cats said...

Portly? Who uses words like that anymore? Obviously, this vet is from the Stone Age and doesn't know anything about anything! You look purrfect to me!

Quinn and Angel brandi said...

Oh dear. It must be going around. Cod help us all!

Marilia Bavaresco said...

Kisses on your pretty face!

da tabbies o trout towne said...

dood....fear knot....de werd famine iz knot part oh R speech...we haza cargo load oh surf & turf on de way two ewe rite now....it leeved port
at noon tide.....look for it in about 3 dayz ~~ ♥♥♥

The Swiss Cats said...

We're shocked : D-I-E-T is clearly cruelty against anipal ! We know that so-called plump is only floof ! Purrs

Caren Gittleman said...

C'mon over!! We have plenty!

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

I think you are purrfect the way you are. We would invite you to dinner, but it is too far to travel.

The Island Cats said...

Oh no, Rumbles! We're teleporting over with some foodables before you waste away.

onespoiledcat said...

Uhoh....the dreaded "D" word huh????? DIET is a scary word and means LESS FOOD which we are NEVER happy about. Fortunately, I've never been put through that particular torture but I'm sure I would be weak and pitiful (love the boo boo eyes idea) looking like you are. Let's hope the "D" thing doesn't last forever and ever......

Hugs, Sammy

Penelope TheCatFromHell said...

This is totally unfair! Rumbles, yous just extra fluffy - like my Mommy!
Kisses
Nellie

flicka47 said...

Ahhh, poor Rumbler!! Maybe it's just that you need more exercise?? The food dish now has to go to the top of your cat tree!!! Yeah, that's the ticket!! Up and down, up and down, three, no! SIX times a day!!...snicker...

Texas, a Cat in... Austin said...

Why do humans insist on putting us on a diet when we don't need to? I think you look purrfect! I hope you get more food soon!
Purrs

Jacqueline said...

PLEASE come to our house for breakfast, lunch and dinner, handsome Rumbles!!...We think you are purrfect just the way you are!...Hammy too!...xoxo...Calle, Halle, Sukki, Mommy Cat, Daddy Cat

The Indulged Furries said...

Oh Rumbles, I'm sorry the vet thinks you need to watch what you eat. Unfortunately, that doesn't mean watching your food go from your bowl to your tummy! I tend towards the Rubenesque myself, so I must also refrain from over indulging. Maybe you can spend more time playing with Hammy and that will take your mind off the scarcity of food.

Kitties Blue said...

You poor boy. Would you like us to send you a secret care package? We know that the vet and your humans have your best interests at heart, but we know it is tough on you. We do wish you good luck in losing the extra weight. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo