Sunday, May 16, 2010

A letter to Misha - Rumbles

Dear Mister Misha,

The Rumblemum is going to be in your city, and may or may not come home with you in her bag. I want to let you know that if she does, there are gonna be a few rules around here.

Rule one:
There will be NO playing on MY tower. Not even a little bit. You can watch me having fun, and maybe sometimes Inigo, but you are not allowed.



Mine mine MINE!!


Rule two:
No using our submarine tunnel. It makes really cool crunchy sounds, and has pockets on the side that make cool sounds when you nom them. Forbidden for Misha.

We bet that the Island Cats need one of these!!



Rule three:
No cuddling the Rumblemum!! She is OUR mummy. We hardly get enough cuddles from her as it is, you are not permitted to snuggle, cuddle, huggle or wubble with her at any time.

Please note: actual Rumblemum may or
may not resemble Bree Hodge. Mostly not.

Rule four:
Under no circumstance may you nom MY Greenies. They are my most favorite, and should only be enjoyed by ME.

Only for Rumble-noming

Quick note from Inigo:
Ummmm... Rumbles? I think you maybe wanna put the Rumblemum higher on the list than the Greenies, since she's the one that chooses when you GET the Greenies. Just mewin'....

46 comments:

Mariodacat said...

Wow - those are some pretty tough rules friend. What's going on - you getting a visitor?

Noll's Nip said...

Well, you have to set ground rules just in case!

perrythebirman said...

iz glad dose rulez wus ritten fur misha cus i noes dey dus not apply fur teh birman. espeshully teh one about cuddles wit teh rumblemum. i noes teh rumblemum cud not resist birman cuddles. i'm just meowin....

Fin said...

Uh oh! Visiting Misha? Trouble I sense it!

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

And what else?

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Jacqueline said...

But Rumbles, you know kitties don't believe in living by rules, we do what we want when we want sweetie!...We're just sayin.....xo...Calle, Halle, Sukki

The Island Cats said...

With all those rules, we think Misha is better off staying home!!

And yes....we need one of those submarine tunnels!!!! Maybe we'll come visit too!!

Katnip Lounge said...

Poor Misha, all that's left for him is to look Fabulous!

P.S. Where did you get the submarine? Cool!

Busy Buttons said...

You made me snicker, boys! Such strict rules. Would you let ME play with your submarine if I came to visit?

Misha said...

I think I'd just better keep her up here with me, then!

Pirulo Furry said...

Oh, Rumbles, you have to share your things.

little princess Luna~ said...

hehe--cute post~!! :)

xo,
luna

Sweet Praline said...

Wow! If Misha were to join the two of you, there would just be too much testosterone for my blood. Shiver!!!

Lisa, Jack and Baby said...

Goodness, you certainly have a lot of valuables to protect.

marley said...

Misha, I look on the internet for some rule cheats for you. It say you just need to THWOCK once in the eye and then no rules apply

Mr Koda MD said...

Sounds like some sort of bootcamp! What will Misha be able to do?

Simba said...

What if Cosmo comes too? And their neighbor Noggin? Then the three of them might overpower you.

Cheyenne -Millie said...

Ha! Ha! We know who rules the house! Then again... maybe if Misha comes home with Rumblemum then Misha will change that!

Milo and Alfie Marshall said...

Yoor howse isn't a democracy then ~ more of a dictatorship! But we agree, yoo hafta have rooles!

Huffle Mawson said...

It's very important to have rules.

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Yuu-Chan and Bibi-Chan said...

So, Misha... we suggest you come and visit us instead. NO RULES!!!!!!

Purrs,
The Chans

Batu said...

Wow - I promise not to come home in Rumblemums bag - honest! I am too busy loving my home again.....
(love the Bree Hodge...)

Brian said...

I think you've laid out the rules pretty good!

Cat Mandu said...

I say, the more that join in the play, the merrier--or something like that. Maybe Misha will teach you some new fun tricks!
Mandu

Christine and FAZ said...

I am not sure I would remember all those rules. FAZ

Daisy said...

I'll bet Misha is really hoping he gets to visit you!

BeadedTail said...

We hope Misha remembers to follow the rules if he comes to visit you!

Ginger Jasper said...

Crikey that is a tough set of rules my friend.. Hugs GJ xx

Cats in Trees said...

Cats following rules? That is the most hilarious thing we ever heard.

Mishkat said...

We're laughing so hard at this post! Poor Misha! We love the photo captions.

Cory said...

So many rules for Misha...I think he should come here instead. We'd let him eat our nip and play on our cat tree...

We'd offer the same deal for you too!

Your Daily Cute said...

Some strict rules for sure, but I understand your need to draw the line somewhere. When a supermodel cats comes into the house... he may think he owns the place! ;)

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Rumblemum, are you really in MY city? Aren't you going to come visit ME?????

Sparkle said...

MOL! I have to say, Rumbles, you are not exactly the most gracious host!

MoMo said...

Cooeeee, just remind me not to visit you, as I am likely to break all those rules. Hope Misha is taking note, just mieowing....

soxycat said...

you have to be prepared! I mean you never know!!!

the casbah kitten said...

Ha ha ha! So what would Misha be ALLOWED to do? Sit in the middle of the floor?

Keiko (from Kitty Trio) said...

Maybe you should tell Misha to bring all his own stuff. mawhawhaw!

tekorin said...

Hello!
We came from Brians'!!
We are 3 cats living in Tokyo!
What a lovely blog you have!!!
MOL!!!
These rules are tough ones! hahahaha!!

AttieCattie said...

oh my!

City Grrl said...

You tell 'em Rumbles! She's yours and no sharing...Misha will be smusha if he doesn't watch out.

George The Duck said...

Sanjee is not big on sharing either. QOL

JEWELGIRLS KATZ said...

We'll share our nip with you if you
let us play on your tower.....hehehe
Rules, smrules! :)

Ruse moose the mother goose said...

Bree Hodge is most unlikely to cuddle up to a cat, she'll be picking furs off her always ironed clothes, spending all her time doing that~

:D Interesting learning Greenies, could Rumblemum please tell us where to get them?? Don't worry we won't come to nom them from ya~

Teri and the cats of Furrydance said...

Our mewmie is going on a trip soon too and there will be a doggie and a kitty there...long as she doesn't bring them back with her, we won't set any other rules...

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Wow, you're tough!