Most of them are tolerable, I just block her out till the treats come... but her new nickname for me? Captain Squeaklebottom. Of the 54th Squeak Brigade.
I get this when I'm politely asking for some dinner or play time, no idea why. My mew is very manly and fine - imagine Barry White, but in mew form. My bottom does NOT squeak, not even a little!!
I could retaliate, start calling her Princess Messy-hair or Prime Minister Mis-matched Socks, but I don't.
Here's hoping she accepts my idea for a resolution...
|I'll make copies of myself, then we'll see who is the|