I feel I must tell you something about that Hamlet.
In our apartment, there is ONE place I was able to go to in order to avoid the big Ham. There's a very high spot above the bed on Rumblemum's side.
The other night, while I was enjoying some Ham-free time, we discovered he could jump up and STEAL MY SPOT.
'Unacceptable!' I can hear you saying... 'how does he get away with it!'
It's because he has two faces. There is this one that I think illustrates the concentrated naughtiness: