Thursday, December 23, 2010

My new job!! - Rumbles

My friends, I have finally found my perfect career... I'm an interior decorator!!

The other day I rearranged a knick-knack for Rumblemum, and in the process the legs maybe fell off (or 'broke' as the Rumblemum put it)

She managed to find one leg and glue it back on, but I'm afraid the second one is somewhere she can't find it...

I think she needs to understand what I did is Feng shui. The elf was throwing off the balance of the tuna energy in the house. I am now expecting many tunas for xmas.

I see nothing wrong. Who says elves need two legs?
Last night I may or may not have knocked over a big decorative fruit bowl. At 5am.

I think the house is better now for having less clutter. Rumblemum just doesn't understand us artists *sniff*

45 comments:

cujo cat said...

I totally get your aesthetic. A true artist. Most of us woulda taken both his legs, but sometimes less is more.

The Indulged Furries said...

Oh you're lucky your antics got you a job title. My "interior decorating" resulted in me being issued a Naughty Kitty Card. After that, my attempt at "redecorating" the stereo speakers got my card punched once, and trying to be a hood ornament on Dad's car got my card punched a second time. It's a good thing my card has 10 punches (and lifetime renewals).

Mr. Breeze said...

"Deconstructionist art stimulates the viewer to take part in the analysis of the "between' and explores the possibilities of the frame."- Papadakis

I don't know, I just like breaking things.

Tigger, Munchkin, Jigsaw and Patches said...

You rock, Rumbles! You have a true knack for nicks!

Darwin said...

Oh yes, that ornament is much improved with only one leg,
I think you need to start redecorating the rumblemum's couch. With your claws.

The Whiskeratti said...

No, artists are never appreciated as they should be. We think you did a great job. Keep up the good work!

Punapippuri said...

We all need to unleash our inner decorator. At the moment my focus is the tree but you have given me great ideas. Trinket with one leg is utter art my friend.

Karen Jo said...

You make a great interior decorator, Rumbles. I don't knock things over, but I shredded part of the couch.

Herman

Sparkle said...

Rumbles, you are a feng shui MASTER! Binga tried her hand at it once and broke a fairy and cat knickknack my human particularly liked (her boyfriend hates it, so I know she was actually following his orders). My human replaced it, and now it is somewhere none of us can get to!

Mr Puddy said...

Rumble, Thanks for the feng shui lesson !
Now I'm going to sniff and help my mom clear the clutter....SOUND SO FUN FOR ME !!!!!! ...hee..hee..hee..my mom gonna love me more : )

Huffle Mawson said...

Do you take on consulting jobs?

Milo and Alfie Marshall said...

We larfed at mr Breeze's comment! MOL! We love breaking stuff too!

Happy christmas dear friend.

lupie said...

That's what we've been trying to tell our mom too!

Clutter is a no-no for feng shui!

We have had it "yakking" all over the house to get the message through .. it is time to "break a leg"!!

Muahahaha...

Lucky & Co.

Kea said...

We laughed at Mr. Breeze's comment too!

You're definitely a Feng Shui master, Rumbles!

MoMo said...

Ah yes, Rumbles, that's the perfect job. We kitties know good feng shui instinctively. That's why so many ornaments have to be relocated or dispensed.

Marg said...

Way to go Rumbles. You are doing an excellent job with your Interior Decorating. What is next on your list of things to decorate or undecorate?? You made our Mom laugh this morning. Hope you have some good holidays.

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan and Bibi-Chan said...

It can be so annoying the way our humans do not appreciate the true soul of an artiste so much of the time. Battle on, Rumbles!

Purrs
The Chans

Simba said...

Way to go, Rumbles! That elf looks like it is holding a cat? Quite nice. Maybe leg number 2 will show up some time.

Your decorating skills are awesome.

Old Kitty said...

Oh sweet and ever so creative Rumbles!! You are an ARTIST!! And Rumblemum must understand that an artist must just do what comes naturally!! Me and Charlie think the elf is definitely more aesthetically pleasing after you've rearranged him! Enjoy your extra tuna! :-)
Take care x

Mariodacat said...

You were just cleaning the place up pal for Rumblemum. We cats like things nice and tidy! Good job.

The Monkeys said...

You're a fabulous interior designer, Rumbles! Deli fancies herself a designer too...perhaps we can send her down there with her resume to apply for a job as your assistant!

Forever Foster said...

People don't even see the most obvious answer, do they? They wouldn't have their stuff re-designed if they didn't put them in our flight paths!

Hannah and Lucy said...

Your artistic talent will be world wide now it has been seen on the internet Rumbles - you will probably have to travel far and wide to give exhibitions.

Sammy and Andy said...

Our mamas have strange ideas about some things for sure, Rumbles.....we are purring that your mum will soon realize what a good interior designer you are!!!!!!

We love you and yours and wish you a happy Christmas. xxxxxx

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Rumbles, you are an amazing kitty! You managed to turn chaos into an art form! :)

Brian said...

That is a natural born talent Rumbles, use it to your advantage!!!

The Crew said...

Great artists are usually misunderstood and unappreciated.

marley said...

Oh yes, that's much better. Much more room in here now. Just enuff room to swing a cat....*swing*.....* duff duff*

Harry Spotter said...

Too funny. We need one of those Elf's here. Have a very Merry Christmas.

Cat said...

Yes the true artiste is never appreciated! I myself struggle with Casper's minimalist bent and his need to clear every single surface in the house of objects - LOL!

Cory said...

Your mom should be happy she gets your artistic interior design skills FOR FREE! Whoa...some humans pay big bucks for this type of work. Ok, maybe not free...you should be paid in tuna which is still a way better deal than some of those silly human decorators who insist on painting walls solid colors...boring.

Raymond and Busby said...

We can totally see you as an interior designer, Rumbles! Sounds like you have the whole Feng Shui thing down pat.

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I think that warrants a khytty from Sandy Paws fur woo!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

BeadedTail said...

Not only are you handsome but you are incredibly talented! Great job on fixing the elf's Feng Shui Rumbles!

TK and Squashies said...

I GET you Rumbles! Very nice work.

cats of wildcat woods said...

Our Al must have taken the same interior decor class as you - he loves to push things off the table onto the floor to watch them break! It is an art to that! Merry Christmas from all of us.

Jan's Funny Farm said...

You aren't alone. Jan doesn't appreciate our redecorating efforts either.

Eric and Flynn said...

You have a great talent Rumbles. We wish we were as creative as you.

Deborah said...

My Lilly decorates just like you!
xxoo
Deborah

ABBY said...

Rumbles
We know you are just putting your touch on things!

Merry Christmas
xoxoxox
purrin

Your Daily Cute said...

Excellent work, Rumbles. I am actually feeling more feng-shuied and calmer after just look at that picture.

Caren Gittleman said...

"the elf was throwing off the balance of tuna energy" MOL!

May there be much tuna in your future! xoxo

Noir the Texas Tabby said...

Ahh, humans do NOT appreciate our creativity! "broke"! HA--more like 're-arranged". One day they will understand...one day...keep creating!!

Noir

Fin said...

SOunds better already!

Happy Holiday to you and Rumblemom!

Fin & Mom

Abigail, Madison, Lisa said...

LOL True and talented artists are often misunderstood.

“Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.” -Albert Einstein.

xoxox
Lisa, Madi and Abi