Snoozing only seems simple. There are actually several steps to a successful nap that I don't think people appreciate. I shall try to break it down for you now.
|Step one - eyes LOOK almost closed, but I'm actually watching|
for any rogue Maine Coons that might interrupt what could
potentially be a wonderful snooze
|Step two - eyes close a little more, but I'm still aware of any|
|Step three - feeling secure. Lay my head down|
|Step four - all is quite on the Rumbley front. I feel secure enough|
to lay my tired head all the way down
|Step five - we have snooze!! The humans are amused at the little|
sighing noises I make, if they only knew I was dreaming of
overthrowing them all, do you think they'd still be amused?