As a cat, I have a great many secrets. I'm very selective as to whom I share my secrets with, but since we're all friends here...
I have a baby seal named Thwack who is my very best friend.
Thwack is very small and sweet - he makes the best little squeaking sounds when I bunny-kick him (he likes it, honest!) and likes to be warm. We cuddle in the beanbag by the heater, and if it's really cold out I make sure to push poor little Thwack closer to the heater so he'll be warm.
Thwack enjoys being groomed, so on occasion I'll make sure he's clean by washing his little head.
Brother knows that the only thing in the house that is totally off limits is my little buddy, he doesn't even try. :)
Feel free to share your Saturday secrets here!